Dear Internet: AH and BSteer are bad at blogging.

Dear Internet,

We want to apologize to you. Brittany and I are truly sorry we've neglected you for so long. We know just how much our loyal readers enjoy visiting you to read about our adventures, escapades, and general silliness. We know it must feel like we've abandoned you. We honestly don't know how you kept functioning, Internet, but we're so proud that you found the strength to move forward. If you had done to us what we did to you, I'm not sure we'd be as strong. How would we manage to keep updating our Facebook statuses? To re-pin so many recipes? To scroll through all the new content on 9gag? Our guilt is overwhelming, Internet. You have our heartfelt apologies for leaving you. We hope you can find it within your HTML code to forgive us.

It wasn't something you did, it was us. Life in E26 has been so busy, what with classes, work, house guests, and sleeping. It's not that we didn't want to post updates, Internet. We just... couldn't. Our shenanigans have been few and far between these last couple of weeks, and we weren't brave enough to be honest with you about it. We kept telling ourselves, Soon! Soon we'll have something worthy of posting, and soon we'll find the time to type it up and scatter it with pictures and present it to the Internet. Our post will stand as a testament of our love! 

It was all excuses, Internet. We see that now. You deserve better. We're here to tell you now that you WILL receive better from us! You have our word.

We're not promising that we'll be perfect. There may be a few days between posts, perhaps even a week or more. Brittany and I both still have lives outside of you, Internet. It's the truth, and we don't want to deny that to you. But that doesn't mean that we don't care about you. You bring so much joy into our lives, and we want you to know that we care. We won't neglect you like this ever again. We may struggle, and we may experience hard times. Sometimes Brittany and I may have nothing to say, and sometimes the things we say may be perfectly awkward or dull, but we're asking you to trust us. Trust that we have your best interests at heart, and that we only want to give the best to you.

Will you forgive us, Internet? Will you let us back into your blogosphere?

There's just one more thing we need to say, and I hope speaking your own language shows you we really mean it: 

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Honest, we really do. 

We hope you will forgive us, Internet. We'll wait as long as it takes.

Yours faithfully,

AH and BSteer

P.S. Buddy also wants you to know just how sorry we are.

"It's true, Internet. They really mean it! Give them another chance." -Buddy Greer